Come to my house for dinner and claim that Wentworth Miller is short. That'll do it.
Aly (who works for BBC Radio 1): I didn't actually meet him but he was in the station the other day to do an interview.
Kate: WTFOMG WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!!
[I haven't seen Aly in months btw so she was completely unaware of my Went obsession]
Kate: What's he like what's he like?
Aly: I don't know Kate, I wasn't there. My friend Joe [name completely made up] the security guy said he was really short.
Kate: HE IS NOT SHORT I'LL PROVE IT.
I went online and looked him up on imdb (a reliable website) and it says he's 6' 1½" (1.87 m) and then I looked up "Wentworth Miller height" on google and it's completely official that he's over six foot, so I go running into the kitchen and yell at her.
Aly: Why would Joe lie?
Kate: WHY WOULD THE INTERNET LIE. IT'S ALL OVER GOOGLE. HE'S SIX FOOT SOMETHING.
Aly: No he's not.
Kate: Joe's a security guy, he'll be ginormous and probably stupid.
Aly: No he's very smart and honest.
Kate: *goes completely crazy*
I don't let it go AT ALL. My voice has gone weirdly high pitched and we all sit down to dinner and I'm like, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO STUBBORN.
Aly: Because it's fun seeing you like this.
At this point, btw, both Hamish and Pete are calling Wentworth a midget and saying things about press releases lying about height and I down my drink in one go because I'm so irate (I didn't really but that would have been awesome).
After dinner I get back on the computer to find more evidence, including pictures of Went standing next to people and I even started an episode of Prison Break and every time he came on screen I pointed at him and screamed about how tall he is. This only encouraged my "friends" to condescend to me about how gullible I am and I shouldn't believe everything I read and it was all tricks of perspective and shit like that and I HATE THEM ALL.
PS. Gene Pitney's dead so I just bought Town Without Pity which is a classic song. I'd share it with you but I don't know how.