No, seriously. LMFAO.
OMG that was the silliest, dumbest, non-scariest thing I've EVER seen in my whole life!
And guess what!!
I LOVED IT.
*cries and cries and cries with laughter*
Hooked. And here's why:
I love that you're into bad heavy metal and that you wear a stupid black leather jacket. And that you're all sarcastic and damaged and you try uber hard to be cool. Because you're a sexy, sexy, SEXYASS motherfucker and I worship the ground you walk on. Oh, Dean.
Dean, Dean, Dean.
I may be drunk, but I'm not lying in any way when I say I'm available for kinky sex, meaningless one night stands, marriage. You name it. I'm yours.