Kate: it's called "Hey There Delilah" by Plain White T's
Melissa: oh no
Kate: you don't like it?
Kate: it's so cute!
Melissa: that's a bandom band
Kate: HAHA OH NOES
Melissa: just sayin'
Kate: *kills self*
Kate: I don't understand why it's "T's" with an apostrophe
Kate: that is GRAMATICALLY INCORRECT
Kate: wow. They are all really really ugly
Melissa: most of these bands are
Kate: but that lot are particularly gruesome
I'm in the mood to read some hot porn but I can't find any, and I'm not in the mood to read a ton of badfic in search of the hot porn, which means I'm screwed. I wish I liked more pairings than I actually like, but a lot of the most popular pairings in fandom fill me with rage, and I'm sick of PWPs that have no plot or buildup or tension. When a story starts with sex I pretty much always glower at the screen for a bit then hit the back button.
Which profession is sexiest?