Kate (mskatej) wrote,

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The size of a peen.

Everybody! norwich36 wrote me fic for my birthday. And it's AWESOME. And you should all go read it right now and tell her so, because we need to encourage her to do it again, and again, and again.

The story is called Natural Sense, and it's a super sexy, fun, perfectly characterised Lois piece, with a smidgen of Clois thrown in (and who doesn't love Clois these days? NO ONE! Nnnnggggg they're so so hot together).


I like the second season of "Dead Like Me" even more than the first. One thing that's particularly pleasing about the show is that all the female characters are *fantastic*. If you'd asked me a few months ago what I thought of Dolores I might have said "meh", but I am so madly, passionately in love with her now it makes my heart ache. Has there ever been a more sublime comic creation than Dolores -- played to perfection by actress Christine Willes?

No there has not.


I imagine Bruce Wayne as having a really large peen (I imagine this a lot). Intimidatingly so. Not *quite* as big as Clark's, because hi, he's not Superman, but it's pretty ridiculously huge.


So if you had to compare the penises of, say, ten of the male characters you currently find attractive, and then rank them in order of size, how would that go? I'll do mine first:

1. Clark Kent
2. Bruce Wayne
3. Stringer Bell
4. Lex Luthor
5. Jason Bourne
6. Dick Grayson
7. Tim Drake
8. Coach Taylor
9. Jack Rudolph
10. Michael Scofield

That list was hard to make. I had to include Jack Rudolph, even though I was forced to loathe Studio 60 in the end, because I couldn't think of 10 characters I'm hot for at the moment (I mean, there are characters I sort of fancy and characters I love a lot, but I'm not lusting after many at the moment. Mostly it's all about the Batfamily for me and they're kind of hard to beat). But I really did love Jack a ridiculous amount, and just because he and Michael Scofield are at the bottom of the list that doesn't mean they're, like, *small* or anything. Just...well, Michael is almost too intellectual to have a massive cock. That's logical if you don't think about it at all.

SIGH. It's been a while since I've talked about peens.
Tags: boys, flist, porn, recs, tv: general
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