Kate (mskatej) wrote,

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Men are lame.

I met this dorky guy on Friday night and foolishly gave him my phone number when he asked for it because I was drunk. By the time I got out of bed on Saturday morning he had texted me not once, not twice, but THRICE. I ignored him of course.

Last night at 6pm I realised that my phone wasn't on so I put it in to charge and switched it on. I had TWO voicemail messages from him, almost identical. He desperately wanted me to call him or text him or email him to let him know that I'd gotten home safely.


I pick texting and tell him my phone had been off but I got home okay. He calls me back *straight away* and I decide I may as well answer it. He explains again that he's not stalking me, he was just worried, and I say, "Of course I was okay. I go home every single night on my own. Why on earth did you think something had happened?" He gets flustered, I don't make it easy for him, then I end the conversation with a, "see you round."

THEN he texts me a huge ESSAY telling me that he didn't mean to come off as obsessive and he's probably not my type but he wants to meet again when we're not drunk (hahahaaha) and I'm so fascinating and yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah--

OH GOD FUCK OFF. I am in the movie Swingers.


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