Yay me! I wrote another story.
Funny though, when you're reading over it at home and your drunk male flatmate peers over your shoulder and starts reading the porny bits in a silly voice, how suddenly it doesn't seem so hot. I was gratified, however, that it got too explicit for him to keep reading out loud (or at all) and he ran away from me shrieking like a little girl. Game, set and match, motherfucker.
Soon we shall have the internet at home. *dances with joy*