From Vice Dos:
'Consider this a “fuck you” to all those assholes that said you can’t wear shoes lighter than your suit. Who made that rule anyhow? We need the tan shoes, gold belt, white shirt, and ID tag to give us little breaks from the darkness. They’re like candles in the chill-out room.'
Innocent Escapes: Oh god, this kills me. I'm particularly fond of "Your hair, it's perfect" from the pre-made greetings, but they're all good.