Congratulations to me!

Zac Efron? I am on board that train, finally, because while High School Musical makes me want to stab myself in the forehead, "17 Again" rocked my freaking socks off. It was like, oh dear God how charming and funny can this kid BE? Please gtfo Matthew Perry! You were never as pretty as Zac, and he will hopefully age a lot better than you did! Okay, the plot was lamecore, but the execution was generally good, especially all the scenes featuring Zac and Leslie Mann (disturbingly hot), and the very funny Thomas Lennan, as Ned. Is Zac truly that awesome with a basketball or was that scene in the lunch hall cgi'd?

He's not on my lust list though, because that would be creepy.

My current top six:

1. Damian Lewis
2. Jason Dohring
3. Tom Welling
4. Joseph Gordon Levitt
5. Alexander Skarsgård
6. James McAvoy

Yours?

Everybody! norwich36 wrote me fic for my birthday. And it's AWESOME. And you should all go read it right now and tell her so, because we need to encourage her to do it again, and again, and again.

The story is called Natural Sense, and it's a super sexy, fun, perfectly characterised Lois piece, with a smidgen of Clois thrown in (and who doesn't love Clois these days? NO ONE! Nnnnggggg they're so so hot together).

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I like the second season of "Dead Like Me" even more than the first. One thing that's particularly pleasing about the show is that all the female characters are *fantastic*. If you'd asked me a few months ago what I thought of Dolores I might have said "meh", but I am so madly, passionately in love with her now it makes my heart ache. Has there ever been a more sublime comic creation than Dolores -- played to perfection by actress Christine Willes?



No there has not.

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I imagine Bruce Wayne as having a really large peen (I imagine this a lot). Intimidatingly so. Not *quite* as big as Clark's, because hi, he's not Superman, but it's pretty ridiculously huge.

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So if you had to compare the penises of, say, ten of the male characters you currently find attractive, and then rank them in order of size, how would that go? I'll do mine first:

1. Clark Kent
2. Bruce Wayne
3. Stringer Bell
4. Lex Luthor
5. Jason Bourne
6. Dick Grayson
7. Tim Drake
8. Coach Taylor
9. Jack Rudolph
10. Michael Scofield

That list was hard to make. I had to include Jack Rudolph, even though I was forced to loathe Studio 60 in the end, because I couldn't think of 10 characters I'm hot for at the moment (I mean, there are characters I sort of fancy and characters I love a lot, but I'm not lusting after many at the moment. Mostly it's all about the Batfamily for me and they're kind of hard to beat). But I really did love Jack a ridiculous amount, and just because he and Michael Scofield are at the bottom of the list that doesn't mean they're, like, *small* or anything. Just...well, Michael is almost too intellectual to have a massive cock. That's logical if you don't think about it at all.

SIGH. It's been a while since I've talked about peens.

I must admit, that meme I did yesterday about my personal canon totally freaked me out to begin with. I was all, what have I gotten myself into, and really, WTF DO I KNOW, I AM NOT SMART ENOUGH FOR THIS. But then I relaxed and got into it and it was, like, the most challenging and rewarding meme I've ever done. Yes, my focus was on the characters' sex lives and whatnot, but this is me we're talking about so colour none of you shocked.

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Recent polls...

You pretty much all agree that episode one of S7 of Smallville will be called "Bizarro". dawnybee believes that if it's not called Bizarro, SV is going to break the mold and give it the following totally classic and appropriate three word title: "Hot Ass Clark". I sure hope she's right.

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Who's the smartest/dumbest out of MR, TW, JA and JP?

43.2% of you think Michael Rosenbaum is the smartest. I originally voted this way so I'm pleased with this outcome.

Tied in second place is Tom Welling and Jensen Ackles, with 21.1% of the vote each.

Only 14.7% of you think Jared is the most intelligent, and actually, you guys are probably right about that. He might LOOK like a monkey, but with a forehead that enormous he's gotta have a pretty big brain. Right?

Tom cleaned up in the dumbest category, with 47.8% of the vote, and I resent all of you for this. He might be pretty, but he's not a thicky godammit! He's smart enough to stay out of the limelight and protect his privacy at all costs, which (*eyes MR*) you gotta respect.

26.1% think Jared's the dumbest and Mike and Jensen tied with 13%.

WHATEVER FLIST. There is no way in hell Jensen is cleverer than Jared, even if he is the better actor.

Anyway, in that same vain, share your thoughts on personality with me.

( Another poll about boys. )

I might actually die today. I met up with the super lovely nightchik and her delightful lil sister last night for drinks at my local then more drinks back at my place. I had too many drinks. I vaguely remember thinking I needed to throw up when I went to bed last night but I guess I must have passed out instead.

But yes! Fangirl fun was had and there was much laughter and gossip and offers to stay at her place when I visit America. Which will happen I promise. I was going to do NYC this year but I have to go home for Christmas because I haven't been home for a few years and I need to see my family, and Kirsten, and Rehana (who will have just given birth to her first child when I'm there. Normally kids aren't my thing but she's the first of my best friends to get knocked up and I'm surprisingly elated about it. I'M GONNA BE AN AUNTIE!). Going to New Zealand is very expensive, so I'm hoping *next* year I'll be able to arrange a US trip.

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SV is downloaded but I will have to watch it tomorrow because I'm going out with tommy_chivs after work for more boozing. The thought of drinking again scares me, but I'm sure I'll be fine.

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Things that are making me happy, despite being ill:

- I love that the Mary Jane figurine has scandalised fandom to the point that Fox News, Defamer, The New York Post and various other sites and publications are reporting on it. This has become so huge maybe things might actually have to change? I don't know much about comics, but I'm told that this kind of sexism is rampant and most of my comics fangirl friends have become desensitised to it. So while the statue doesn't particularly chap my butt, the reaction to it thrills me. I hope Marvel's face is BURNING RED right about now. Because it's not just the feminists in comics fandom that are aware of this problem. WE ALL KNOW NOW, MARVEL.

- Nandos for lunch.

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I'm so bored. Work is very quiet and I want to be entertained. So here's a poll:

Poll #987087
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 111

Who's the most intelligent out of these hot guys?

Who's the dumbest?

It’s Valentine’s Day! Which is a good day for posting pictures of boys I’d love to spend some time alone with. This is my current Lust List, and I’ve even put them in order! (Which is subject to change on a whim.)

I’m not really the kind of person who loves actors no matter what they do. To me, they’re only as attractive as the character they’re playing, and if they’re playing someone I don’t find attractive then I’m quite likely to go off them. That said, most of the guys on this list are actors I adore beyond all reason, even if only because they star in one of my favourite television shows at the moment.

( HOTASS! )

In conclusion, Happy Valentine's day, Flist. You mean the world to me.

First, I need to pimp svmadelyn's Valentine's Day Game, because it's really important. The sooner you send in your love the better too, because Madelyn has a "system" which won't work if everyone sends her their email at the last minute. I haven't done mine yet but I WILL SOON.

( Squee and bitching about last night's Studio 60 (1.13: The Harriet Dinner 1) )

And now a game! mailerose thinks that Nathan is hotter than Peter, Michael is hotter than Lincoln, and Dean is hotter than Sam, and I think I agree with her (although I'm not sure who I find hotter out of Dean and Sam). I thought I'd broaden it a little bit so I've chosen the two characters I find most attractive in each of my shows, because that's both difficult and interesting. Then you guys do the same and we all learn stuff!

- Gaeta is hotter than Lee
- Dexter is hotter than Rudy
- Coach is hotter than Tim
- Nathan is hotter than Peter
- House is hotter than Chase
- Shane is hotter than Alice
- Jack is hotter than Sawyer
- Ryan is hotter than Seth
- Michael is hotter than Mahone
- Clark is hotter than Lex (Let me explain. I have never had a preference between Clark and Lex until this season and I still hate myself for admitting this out loud. In my head, and in fanfic, I still love the boys equally and find them equally attractive, but on the show... well MR's not looking as pretty anymore and the Lexana has really been detrimental to Lex's sex appeal so Clark is winning by a hair at the moment.)
- Jack is hotter than Matt BY A MILLION MILES

Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger are tying the knot (allegedly). WHY? Does no one in the movie business ever learn? MARRIAGE DOESN’T WORK FOR CELEBRITIES. It actually gets on my nerves now, every time I hear about another Hollywood engagement. I don’t find it even *remotely* romantic.

Why can’t they do what normal people do and just live together for a few years? See if they can actually stand being around each other once the sex stops being important, and if they can cope with the fact that they won’t see each other for long periods of time due to their schedules.

I mean, I’m all for romance and I’m well aware that love makes people do crazy things, but celebrity weddings seem to be more about the fact that the couple can afford a really great party and hey, what does it matter if it doesn’t work out – they’ll just get a divorce! Easy!

I give this marriage five years, tops.

( TV Boyfriends! Come play with me!! )

Ginger and I just had a pointless argument about pretty boys. It went on for ages even though we both agreed with each other, because we’re stupid. Anyway, she thinks that Tom and Wentworth are androgynous but that Jensen isn’t, whereas I don’t personally find any of them girly but *objectively* I can see that they are more beautiful (in an ever so slightly effeminate way) than handsome.

Here are pictures of some of the prettiest men we wish we knew, followed by a poll. The poll is not about who you find the sexiest btw. It's about who you find the *prettiest to look at*. So it's not completely objective, but it's not entirely subjective either. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?

Oh whatever. Just look at the pretty pictures and pick a hot guy.

( A pretty poll! )

Oddly enough I find a lot of the men on the following list quite attractive. But they tend to divide opinion (which is why I removed Pete Doherty, because no one finds him attractive except Kate Moss, who's clearly been smoking crack). So yeah, who would you rather poke in the eye with a long stick than be poked by? Who makes you do this face: ?

Poll #854295
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 112

Who do you find the LEAST attractive?

I AM TIRED BUT IN A GOOD MOOD. *smug*

Um, look! titof has a livejournal! He set it up in January this year but hasn't posted anything yet. POST SOMETHING TITOF. Talk about how much you love sucking cock and what it's like to be French and the sexiest man who ever lived. We will even translate your posts into English! 

GIP. I have my first ever Jamie Bamber icon. It is very sexy and does weird things to me. LOOK AT HIS ARM.

I try to only have about five TV boyfriends at one time, and I'm not overly fickle but it does change. Currently I'm doing:

Tom Welling (with or without the beard I honestly don't care): to hang out at home with and eat donuts.
Michael Rosenbaum: To go out on the town with and meet celebrities. Especially his best friend, Topher Grace, who will have threesomes with us.
Jamie Bamber: To throw me about the bed with his ginormous arms.
Wentworth Miller: To talk to me with his voice and to maybe jerk off while he's doing it. I will take photos.
Titof: To have gay sex in front of me for hours and hours.

Tell me who your boyfriends are and what you like to do with them.

I went to a Marlena Shaw gig last night! And it was spectacular! I'm not going to talk about it because there's no point and I don't have a big enough vocabulary to do her justice. All I will say is, it was one of the best gigs I've ever been to and if you get the chance to see her live DO IT DO IT NOW.

I sort of get the impression that my flist doesn't share my taste in music. For the record, I have eclectic tastes, but I'm particularly keen on hip hop, r&b, soul, jazz etc etc. Basically, I prefer my singers to be black. But yeah, no one really cared when I posted that Lauren Hill/Bob Marley track the other day, so I'm going to come right out and ask you straight up so I don't waste my time or anything. Also, it's been a while since I've done a poll and I miss polling.

Poll #713591
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 29

If I upload some Marlena Shaw tracks later on today (once I get home), will any of you take them?

In conclusion, if you want to see the picture that's currently making me horny as hell, take a peek behind the cut.

( Fuck ME. )

Hardly surprising that Ginger won the poll by miles. She IS sicker than me, as are ALL OF YOU who think incest is not as sick as fucking kids.

My middle name

No, my middle name is not, in fact, any of the following: Porn, Oscar "Balony" Mayer, you are one sick puppy, Christopher, Pervert or Jemima (like on Play School).

It is, of course, Jane (toadstoolsmiles, you are correct - it is the best middle name in the universe! *throws arm around your shoulder*).

You may have been thrown by the fact that my first name is Kate, because Kate Jane sounds stupid, but of course, my first name is really Katherine. Apparently my mother thought it smart to put Katherine on my birth certificate, despite calling me Kate from day one, because she thought I might want to "choose" a different name when I got old enough, in case "Kate" didn't please me. WTF? Kate is the best name ever. 

Nevertheless, when I was little, I insisted that my name was Katie and that everyone had to call me Katie but then I turned 13 and decided it wasn't grown up enough and I made everyone call me Kate, although Kirsten (my BFF) and Mum still call me Katie. Frankly I love both Kate and Katie and you can call me either.

I owe a prize to everyone who guessed Jane correctly, which was 10 of you, and it's behind the cut. WELL DONE PEOPLE.

I guess I should say something about hot guys now.

Please to all imagine the following armwrestles and then tell me who you think would win:

1. Tom vs Mikey
2. Chad vs Jared
3. Jensen vs Jared
4. Wentworth vs Tom (oh god, I just imagined it and now I need a moment)
5. Tom vs Jared

What I think:

Okay, my money's on Tom winning all of his wrestling matches. Have you SEEN his arms? He'd kick Mike's ass easily. Went would put up a fight because he's very intense and doesn't like to lose, but eventually he'd just give in because Tom's prettiness would distract him. Jared and Tom would be quite evenly matched but even though Jared's taller, he's also a LOT skinnier, so eventually (after a lot of grunting) Tom would best him. Jared would win against Chad, who's clearly the girl in that relationship, and he'd also beat Jenny, although that match would go on for hours. TELL ME I'M NOT COMPLETELY RIGHT ABOUT ALL OF THAT, I DARE YOU.

PS. I dreamt about Went last night and in the dream we totally made out for ages. I LOVE MY BRAIN.