Kate (mskatej) wrote,
Kate
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Went is NOT SHORT.

Do you people want to know how to make me flip out? I'll tell you.

Come to my house for dinner and claim that Wentworth Miller is short. That'll do it.

Aly (who works for BBC Radio 1): I didn't actually meet him but he was in the station the other day to do an interview.
Kate: WTFOMG WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!!

[I haven't seen Aly in months btw so she was completely unaware of my Went obsession]

Kate: What's he like what's he like?
Aly: I don't know Kate, I wasn't there. My friend Joe [name completely made up] the security guy said he was really short.
Kate: HE IS NOT SHORT I'LL PROVE IT.

I went online and looked him up on imdb (a reliable website) and it says he's 6' 1½" (1.87 m) and then I looked up "Wentworth Miller height" on google and it's completely official that he's over six foot, so I go running into the kitchen and yell at her.

Aly: Why would Joe lie? 
Kate: WHY WOULD THE INTERNET LIE. IT'S ALL OVER GOOGLE. HE'S SIX FOOT SOMETHING.
Aly: No he's not.
Kate: Joe's a security guy, he'll be ginormous and probably stupid.
Aly: No he's very smart and honest.
Kate: *goes completely crazy*

I don't let it go AT ALL. My voice has gone weirdly high pitched and we all sit down to dinner and I'm like, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO STUBBORN.

Aly: Because it's fun seeing you like this.

At this point, btw, both Hamish and Pete are calling Wentworth a midget and saying things about press releases lying about height and I down my drink in one go because I'm so irate (I didn't really but that would have been awesome).

After dinner I get back on the computer to find more evidence, including pictures of Went standing next to people and I even started an episode of Prison Break and every time he came on screen I pointed at him and screamed about how tall he is. This only encouraged my "friends" to condescend to me about how gullible I am and I shouldn't believe everything I read and it was all tricks of perspective and shit like that and I HATE THEM ALL.

PS. Gene Pitney's dead so I just bought Town Without Pity which is a classic song. I'd share it with you but I don't know how.
Tags: actor: wentworth miller, real life
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