Kate (mskatej) wrote,
Kate
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Holiday Tuesday Greetings!

This is so freaky. Our computer seems to be working, like, at the moment. Not *well* or anything. But it's breathing, shakily, so I'm taking advantage and posting. Just for the heck of it.

Basically I've been drunk for the last three days and I've watched a shitload of tv. I gave Hamish Family Guy for Xmas, which has confirmed something I've known for a while: Stuey and Brian = OTP. Shutup it's true. They're perfect together.

Then, I gave myself Seinfeld, S4 for Xmas, partly because it was on sale and partly because it has The Contest in it, which is the most famous ever episode of Seinfeld and I'd never seen it! VERY AMUSING. An entire episode about one of my favourite things in the world to do: Masturbation. Good work, Seinfeld. Many points.

And THEN, we got out Mr and Mrs Smith from the video shop and watched that. Ummmm. I *quite* liked it, but I've seen better. Pitt and Jolie were hot together which was nice, but it all felt a bit pointless and I didn't really give a crap. Brad has such a good body though. Just SUCH a good body.

Best of all, on Xmas eve we watched the greatest Xmas movie EVA! Scratch that, it's my favourite ever comedy and I worship it: Elf. Seriously, if you haven't seen it, see it straight away. We watched Die Hard the night before which is another great Xmas movie, and a masterclass in how you do an action film. Elf, on the other hand, is a masterclass in how you do comedy. The bottom line is this. If you don't find Elf funny and if it doesn't make you deliriously happy and if you don't then go out and buy it and watch it every Christmas and sometimes even, like, in the middle of the year when it's not even remotely Christmas, then, well, there's no nice way to say this, you have no sense of humour and you're dead inside and you may as well kill yourself.

I have to return Mr and Mrs Smith and post this before the computer dies, but HI EVERYONE!
Tags: christmas, film, tv: general
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