Kate (mskatej) wrote,
Kate
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Does size matter?

I've had this thing on my mind for a couple days now and it has been amusing me and making me curious in equal measure and because it's entirely appropriate subject matter for this journal, here it is.

How important is cock size to you guys when you're reading porn? It occurred to me the other day that it's a pretty big deal to me - in my SV stories I probably make mention of Clark's enormous member at least once per story, and like, with Harvey/Mike my head canon is that they're both hung but Harvey is bigger. I thought really hard about whether I would ever be able to accept a story in which Mike is bigger than Harvey? And I'm pretty sure I can't. And obviously Lex has a big cock but not as big as Clark's, because Clark is Superman. Then I thought about how Nathan is bigger than Peter (because he's older? idek) and how Bruce is bigger than Dick (because he's Batman) and how Merlin's is longer than Arthur's but Arthur's is thicker, and how Logan's huge penis is canon (extra large condoms!) and how awesome that is.

The point is though, I don't want to read about men with small cocks and I doubt you guys do either, unless, like, 'realism' appeals to you for some unknown reason.

So here's a poll on this very important topic:

How much do you care about cock size in porn?

I care a lot. It should be frighteningly big.
4(5.3%)
If size isn't mentioned I just assume it's huge.
28(36.8%)
I would be annoyed if the story revealed he had a small cock
22(28.9%)
It doesn't matter to me at all.
19(25.0%)
I like small cocks in porn.
1(1.3%)
Other thing I will tell you about in comments
2(2.6%)

Suits: who has the bigger cock?

Harvey
32(82.1%)
Mike
7(17.9%)

Smallville?

Clark
54(94.7%)
Lex
3(5.3%)

Sherlock?

Sherlock
23(51.1%)
Watson
22(48.9%)

Harry Potter?

Harry
28(62.2%)
Draco
17(37.8%)

Heroes?

Nathan
26(74.3%)
Peter
9(25.7%)

DC?

Bruce
43(87.8%)
Dick
6(12.2%)

Merlin?

Merlin
10(27.0%)
Arthur
27(73.0%)
Tags: polls, porn, tv: suits
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