Kate (mskatej) wrote,
Kate
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Writing porn is hard.

I'm really trying to finish this bloody kinkmeme story so I can move on to other things, but believe it or not writing porn is NOT EASY. How many ways actually ARE there to describe dudes reaming each other, know what I mean? Surely a finite number. I have a knack for smut, I know this, but if you people knew the hours I have spent slaving over this fic you would be terribly disillusioned. Anyway, I have a query that google is not helping me with:

You know how condoms come in threes or twelves or whatever and they're, like, attached to each other? Is that called a roll of condoms? A sleeve of condoms? IS THERE A WORD FOR WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY?

Help.
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