Do you guys want to read the best fucking ever RPS? This shit is so good I wonder what the hell I think I'm even playing at when I attempt to write. I love the style, the humour, the characterisation, the hot (of course), the naughtiness, all of it, with a big ol' fiery passion. This is the absolute best kind of RPS - totally convincing but also a great, lighthearted story, told stylishly.
In two parts, by ethrosdemon