Short, hot, hopefully kinky porn?
I'm offering to write one of any of the following pairings/three/foursomes:
Clark/Lex/Lana (oh go on, someone choose this)
ETA: I'll do TW/MR too
I'll choose the suggestion I like the most, so if you want it to be yours, you should probably try to come up with something really wrong and dirty. I'm just saying.