1. I feature on a web page entitled "how to give a wank". At first I was all, "did I post instructions? That sounds like something I might do!" But actually it links to a post I made about a Smallville wank, which is less interesting.
2. One of my posts about Weeds is linked on a Martin Donovan fansite, I think because I mention how much I love Martin Donovan. It's described as a review, but that's kind of stretching it. I guess I'm the only person ever to talk about Martin Donovan in relation to Weeds?
Google your name and tell me what you find.