Kate (mskatej) wrote,
Kate
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I HEART GIRAFFES

Small children wearing gumboots are cute. Y/N?

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Kate: i think that giraffes are brilliant
Ginger: and then they can suck my dick
Kate: i am looking at pics of giraffes right now
Kate: who, giraffes?
Ginger: who what?
Kate: I was talking about giraffes and you said they can suck your dick
Kate: it was weird
Ginger: oh
Ginger: i said that before you said that
Kate: not even
Ginger: but it must have showed up different for you
Ginger: o.O
Kate: Kate: i think that giraffes are brilliant
Ginger: and then they can suck my dick

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One of my professors didn't bother getting me a christmas present or a card or even a "have a good holiday" email, and this hasn't gone down well with me. I think he is an unappreciative dickwad and I feel like not doing anything for him ever again, and also, we're getting a few new people in the office soon and my plan is to fire him and let someone else proofread his stupid boring papers (and when they suck at it he can come grovelling to me and I will go, "if you want me to do it you will have to pay me, HA!"). Then this morning I got into work and there's a big log of chocolate covered marzipan (no one likes marzipan! WTF) on my desk with a post-it on it from him. It's January 14th.

Too little, too lame, my friend. YOU ARE STILL FIRED.


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Marzipan:

Pure evil
26(60.5%)
Awesome
17(39.5%)
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