Sharan: Do you want me to make you a cup of tea?
Kate and Sharan: *laughs at Kate's audacity*
Sharan: *makes Kate tea*
Sharan: Oh no! There's no milk! Can you suffer dark tea?
Kate: WHAT! NO!!!
Sharan: *divvies up the tiny amount of milk that's left between the two cups* This looks gross. But I don't want to go and get more milk.
Kate: Me either.
Sharan: *hands Kate horrible tea* Can you drink that? It's so dark.
Kate: For God's sake take the teabag out before it gets any darker! *flings teabag away angrily*
Sharan: I don't think I can drink this.
Kate: *gingerly sips* I guess I can. It's better than going downstairs.
IT IS VERY COLD OUTSIDE.