Dear This Person Here Who Was Mean About Clex,
Screw you. We're not morons and just because you hate shipping people based on their looks doesn't make you deep, it makes you weird. Also, Clex might be hotasses, but they're also an *interesting pairing* for MILLIONS of reasons. I am deeply offended by your stupid post.
Yours in disgust,
I was out with my friend Hilary and her friend Emilene last night and we played this game they made up called "Shouldn't but would". This is where you name famous people that you shouldn't be attracted to, but you totally would have sex with them. I'm actually really bad at thinking of guys I shouldn't but would with, but Emilene did name a couple that I was like... YES OMG.
- Simon Cowell (*dies of shame*)
- Gary Barlow, from Take That (a lot of you will have no idea who he is, but trust me, that's embarrassing)
It is now your turn to shame yourselves.
And then you can redeem yourself by telling me how cool shipping Clex is. GO!