I feel unusual today. I just trolled Maria’s new sockpuppet, markclexer.
The only other person I’ve ever trolled was another trolling sockpuppet (whose name I can never mention in public again) but that didn’t make me feel quite so dirty. What freaks me out the most is that I think Maria’s actually...enjoying herself. Also, I wish she’d stop using Becky’s kitty. THAT BELONGS TO BECKY.
Have any of you ever trolled anyone? If so, when, who and why?
OH GOD FANDOM, WHEN WILL I BE CLEAN?
I feel sad today. Clark and Lex shared the slashiest scene we’ve had for about two seasons and I still can’t stop thinking about it even though I find it hard to re-watch because it makes me cry. It just hurts so *good* because it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that they still love each other. No matter what they *say*. You don’t go to somebody’s barn and personally ask them to your wedding if they don’t matter anymore. You don’t DO THAT. Also, you don’t stand that close and you don’t stare into each other’s eyes (I need to watch it again to confirm, but I’m pretty sure Lex stares at Clark’s mouth at one point, which is just HOT) if they mean nothing to you. IT DOESN’T HAPPEN. *breaks down*
And then I wrote sad angsty fic which is unusual for me and that’s also making me feel weird.
If you’d like to explain to me exactly why Clark and Lex love each other so much that would make my day a whole lot better.