1. I'm not British. SHOCK! I'm from New Zealand, but I've lived in the UK for more than 8 years.
2. I live in London now but for my first 3 and a half years here I lived in Edinburgh, where I married a man name Lex. YES I REALLY DID.
3. Our union was a happy and platonic one, and because of that I am now a permanent resident in the UK.
4. Lex and I got a divorce a few years ago, but he is still one of my dearest friends in the entire world and I love him.
5. Lex has read a few of my stories but he found them disturbing because Clark kept fucking him up the ass.
6. It's true. Many of my straight male friends have read and enjoyed my filthy gay porn. \o/
Second! I simply must pimp the great new comm justtomwelling, which does exactly what it says on the tin. So if you love Tommy (HOW COULD YOU NOT?) then go join right now please.
I'll be back later with comments on S60, Prison Break and Heroes (the latter two of which I'm about to watch! It's nice being sick on a Tuesday.)