Met my ex, Ben, last night for a few drinks at my suave local pub, The Salusbury. He looked annoyingly hot and he has a new girlfriend. Thankfully, Planet Ben is as much a mystery to me now as it ever was, and after two drinks I was ready to bail. But not before we each bought a porn movie from this little Asian dude who was sweeping through the bar with a sack full of bootlegs, including Bewitched, which I'm pretty sure isn't even in the cinema yet. We weren't interested in anything proper of course so had a good trawl through his ample porn selection. I bypassed the bestiality titles and found myself a classy number called My Hero. (Ben picked Cum Soaked Teens, which I thought looked grim.)
Frankly, I'm delighted with my choice. The last porn I watched was called Gang Bang Girl 33 or something, and the most vivid memory I have of it is when the eponymous heroine not only had two cocks in her ass, she told all the men how much she loves having two cocks in her ass. It's not that I'm opposed to double anal or anything, I just can't help wondering what sort of health problems the girl is gonna suffer after such a pounding. Good actress though - she seemed to be having the time of her life.
My Hero didn't have any anal sex in it, unusally (though I haven't watched it all yet, so here's hoping), but it did have a surprisingly good plot, involving an old man telling sad stories to a sympathetic barmaid (wearing a curious leather number which covered everything except her breasts). We saw these stories in a clever series of flashbacks, the first two of which were all about a brand new self defence technique which teaches extremely attractive women to catch muggers off guard by sucking their cocks and then fucking them. Which is absolutely brilliant when you think about it.
I am really looking forward to seeing the rest of it.