It's because of this. You all have to get involved! Next Thursday is going to be awesome.
I'm one of those lucky people who finds themselves endlessly amusing. I did, in fact, become slightly hysterical at work whilst writing my puppet bio because it's so absurd. And on my walk home I kept remembering it and accidentally laughing. Oh the fun!
I haven't written my fic for tab_a_slot_b which was due yesterday and I haven't finished Norwich's birthday fic which is due tomorrow. I SUCK.